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The Coastland Bandits is a '''generic''' non-sexable combat encounter, consisting of 1 '''Salamander Rogue''', 2 '''Vulperine Fighters''', and 1 '''Taeleer Skald''', that can be encountered in Zone 1 and 2 of the [[Coastlands]]. Due to troubling times, these people have been forced into banditry to obtain money for food. If the Champion is defeated, they will only rob them of EC, while victory against them allows the Champion to donate any normal [[:Category:ItemTag:Food|Food item]]/Camping Supplies to them.

If the Champion is defeated and has less than 1,000 EC, the bandit leader makes mention that the fight was fun and it was better than fighting in the slave pits.
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==Interactions==
While exploring the [[Coastlands]] (Zone 1 & 2), the Champion will come across the abandoned remains of an ox-cart, one of many that never made it to the city when the evacuation order came to the coastlands. The Champion reckons that there's always a chance that something worthwhile was left behind, (if {{cw|Cunning}}): or that somebody is watching the wreck in hopes that someone else lets their guard down.
{|{{TabSet|Standard}}
|-
!|Option ||width="350px"|Tooltip ||Result
|-
|'''Investigate''' ||''Could be something worth taking here, if you're lucky.'' ||align="left"|
*Begin a check, if the '''total result''' is of '''75+''', it is a safe encounter, else combat starts
{|{{TabSet|Standard-left-col}}
|-
!Source !!Score
|-
|Default ||1d100 + 1
|-
|Cunning ||+Cunning
|-
|Bimbo personality ||+10
|-
|[[Lantern]] key item ||+10
|-
|align="left"|Background:
*[[Hunter]]
*[[Slum Rat]]
||+10
|-
|{{cw|night}} ||-30
|}
<tabber>
Safe=
The Champion will safely loot '''one item set''' from:
*('''3x''') [[Blazingstone]]
*('''3x''') [[Brazenberry Ale]]
*('''3x''') [[Bovum Sherry]]
*('''3x''') [[Conjurer's Concoction]]
*('''3x''') [[Spider Silk]]
*('''3x''') [[Winterstem]]
|-|
Combat=
Combat will immediately begin
</tabber>
|-
|'''Move On''' ||''Just keep walking.'' ||Ends encounter
|}

===Combat===
----
Investigating the wreck has the Champion find only a single coin when shadows fall over them from the rocks overhead. The female salamander snarls to get them, and combat begins.
<tabber>
Victory=
The brigand leader pleads for the Champion to not do anything hasty as they're just hungry.
{|{{TabSet|Standard}}
|-
!|Option ||Requirement ||Description ||width="400px"|Result
|-
|'''Leave''' ||- ||- ||Ends encounter
|-
|'''Share Food''' ||align="left"|
*Has either:
**[[Camping Supplies]]
**Any normal [[:Category:ItemTag:Food|Food]] item
|''If they're so hungry, you suppose you could spare some food.'' ||align="left"|
*The bandits will hesitate before consuming the donation
*They thank the Champion, as they had no choice due to how bad it is
|}
|-|
Defeat=
They will take ('''25%''') of the Champion's EC and leave.
</tabber>

===Total Gain per Encounter===
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{|{{TabSet|Standard-left}}
|-
!|Max Potential Gain
|-
|valign="top"|
*50,000 XP
*25 EC
*Random chance for '''one''' from:
**[[Blazingstone]]
**[[Lingering Ember]]
**[[Trail Rations]]
*If Combat Victory {{cw|arri}} '''Leave'''
**Random chance for '''one''' from:
***[[Breastplate]]
***[[Comfortable Clothes]]
***[[Leather Jerkin]]
***[[Rogue Scholar Attire]]
|}

==Salamander Rogue==
{{Infobox Character V2
|name = Salamander Rogue
|image = <tabber>
Headshot=[[File:Salamander Rogue-Moira-Headshot.png|300px]]
</tabber>
|caption = Artwork by [[Author-Moira|Moira]]
|creators = [[Author-Savin|Savin]]
|contributors =
|fullname =
|pronunciation =
|nicknames = Ringleader 'Mander
|occupation = Bandit
|residence =
|location = [[Coastlands]] (Zone 1 & 2)
|species = [[Salamander]] (Firescale)
|gender = Female
|sex = Female
|skincolor = Tanned
|scalecolor = Red
|othertraits =
|piercings =
|genitalia =
|bustsize =
|tailcount = 1
|versionadded = 0.8.29
|changelog =
}}
'''Appearance'''
----
<blockquote><i>
[...] you can still see the outline of a scaly woman crouching on the rocks overhead. A flickering flame burns on the tip of her sinuous tail, casting a warm glow over boiled leather armor hugging a slim, sun-darkened body. Around her, a number of other cloaked brigands begin to show themselves, a mix of local races carrying a ramshackle collection of scavenged weapons.
</i></blockquote>

'''Combat Stats'''
----
{|class="wikitable" style="margin: 1em auto; border: 2px black"
|-
!|Stats ||{{cw|Likes}} ||Powers ||Other
|-
|valign="top" rowspan="3"|
{{CombatStatsV2|atpo=90|arpe=30|sp=45|sppe=30|se=22|te=30|ac=32|crch=26|ar=85|phre=26|wa=51|mare=26|fo=15|mere=20|ev=60}}
|valign="top"|
*{{cw|ld|Average Cocks}}
*{{cw|ld|Big Asses}}
*{{cw|ld|Small Breasts}}
|valign="top"|
{|{{TabSet|CombatPowers}}
|{{slpow|Normal Attack}}
|-
|{{slpow|Sun Arrow}}
|-
|{{slpow|Venom Strike}}
|-
|{{slpow|Wyvern Sting}}
|-
|{{slpow|Assassinate|d}}
|}
|valign="top" rowspan="3"|
{{Eql2
|primary=[[Sling-staff]]
|armor=[[Leather Jerkin]]
|level=9
|health=520
|perks=<li>[[Eye For Weakness]]<li>[[Twist The Knife]]
|taxonomy={{cw|taxa|Humanoid}}
|race={{cw|strab|Salamander}}
|class={{cw|strab|Warrior}}
|background={{cw|strab|Slum Rat}}
|effects=
}}
|-
!|{{cw|Dislikes}} ||Drops
|-
|valign="top"|
*{{cw|ld|Big Breasts}}
*{{cw|ld|Big Cocks}}
|valign="top"|
*20,000 XP
|}
{{Clear}}
==Vulperine Fighter==
{{Infobox Character V2
|name = Vulperine Fighter
|image = <tabber>
Placeholder=[[File:CoC2_Icon_BuntCake.png|300px]]
</tabber>
|caption =
|creators = [[Author-Savin|Savin]]
|contributors =
|fullname =
|pronunciation =
|nicknames =
|occupation = Bandit
|residence =
|location = [[Coastlands]] (Zone 1 & 2)
|species = [[Vulperine]]
|gender =
|sex =
|skincolor =
|scalecolor =
|othertraits =
|piercings =
|genitalia =
|bustsize =
|tailcount =
|versionadded = 0.8.29
|changelog =
}}
'''Appearance'''
----
<blockquote><i>
[...] Around her, a number of other cloaked brigands begin to show themselves, a mix of local races carrying a ramshackle collection of scavenged weapons.
</i></blockquote>

'''Combat Stats'''
----
{|class="wikitable" style="margin: 1em auto; border: 2px black"
|-
!|Stats ||{{cw|Likes}} ||Powers ||Other
|-
|valign="top" rowspan="3"|
{{CombatStatsV2|atpo=81|arpe=27|sp=30|sppe=27|se=30|te=27|ac=19|crch=18|ar=112|phre=34|wa=23|mare=23|fo=45|mere=15|ev=30
|acre=20|blre=-55|crre=15|fire=-5|frre=70|hore=20|pere=45|stre=20|tere=20|drre=20|phere=-55|fare=20|psre=20}}
|valign="top"|
*{{cw|ld|All Cocks}}
|valign="top"|
{|{{TabSet|CombatPowers}}
|{{slpow|Normal Attack}}
|-
|{{slpow|Shielded Stance}}
|-
|{{slpow|Legion's Hammer}}
|-
|{{slpow|Lunge}}
|-
|{{slpow|Fury Strike}}
|}
|valign="top" rowspan="3"|
{{Eql2
|primary=[[Spear]]
|offhand=[[Hoplon Shield]]
|armor=[[Breastplate]]
|level=8
|health=520
|perks=<li>[[Tough Skin]]<li>[[Veteran]]
|taxonomy={{cw|taxa|Beast}}
|race={{cw|strab|Vulperine}}
|class={{cw|strab|Warrior}}
|background={{cw|strab|Hunter}}
|effects=<li>{{tt/Eff|Crit Immune}}
}}
|-
!|{{cw|Dislikes}} ||Drops
|-
|valign="top" align="center"|
Nothing
|valign="top"|
*10,000 XP
|}
{{Clear}}

==Taleer Skald==

@@ Line 156: / Line 156: @@
 |armor=[[Leather Jerkin]]
 |level=9
-|health=520
+|health=445
 |perks=<li>[[Eye For Weakness]]<li>[[Twist The Knife]]
 |taxonomy={{cw|taxa|Humanoid}}
@@ Line 237: / Line 237: @@
 |armor=[[Breastplate]]
 |level=8
-|health=520
+|health=480
 |perks=<li>[[Tough Skin]]<li>[[Veteran]]
 |taxonomy={{cw|taxa|Beast}}
@@ Line 255: / Line 255: @@
 {{Clear}}
-==Taleer Skald==
+==Taeleer Skald==

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