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| + | <b>Manufactured By:</b> [[Humphard Incorporated|Humphard Inc]] | ||
| + | Grav-cuffs are the latest in space age bondage gear designed by Humphard Inc. The cuffs are packed full of features; nearly as many as some mainstream androids. | ||
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| + | The most notable quality of the cuffs is that they are mass adjustable. Once attached, one can make the cuffs (and the cuffed individual) weigh as much or as little as they want. They are also uni-directional, so they can be used to attach the cuffed person to a roof, wall, or other surface with little effort. | ||
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| + | Premium cuffs come with several special features, such as a magni lock feature for fastening different cuffs together, voice activation, and a vocal locking system. | ||
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| + | <span title='They are made out of top secret alloy that Bran Flazingan has patented as "Hardium". The Humphard CEO claims the composition of the alloy was inspired by his erect penis, "the hardest thing in the known galaxy."'>Grav-cuffs are notoriously hard to break out of.</span> | ||
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Manufactured By: Humphard Inc
Grav-cuffs are the latest in space age bondage gear designed by Humphard Inc. The cuffs are packed full of features; nearly as many as some mainstream androids.
The most notable quality of the cuffs is that they are mass adjustable. Once attached, one can make the cuffs (and the cuffed individual) weigh as much or as little as they want. They are also uni-directional, so they can be used to attach the cuffed person to a roof, wall, or other surface with little effort.
Premium cuffs come with several special features, such as a magni lock feature for fastening different cuffs together, voice activation, and a vocal locking system.
Grav-cuffs are notoriously hard to break out of.