Codex: Bran Flazingan

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Full Name: Bran Humpterhard Flazingan

Titles: CEO of Humphard Inc, Humphard Flazingan, The Man with the Giant Wad, Anything-Goes Flazingan, Humpty Dumpty.

Species: Human (debatable).

Gender: Male.

Height: 4'11"

Weight: 90 kg.

Hair: Very little.

Eyes: Blue.

Genitals: Depends on the weekday.

Wings: Private spacecraft.

Features

Bran Flazingan is a living breathing example of a man with no looks wielding incredible charisma. Short and portly with a thinning head, his intense blue eyes are about the only alluring thing about him. The rest of his body is typically covered in a flashy suit, though he prefers wearing nothing at all.

Environs Typically Inhabited

There aren’t many environs he won’t inhabit - or let his cock inhabit, for that matter. Bran is well known for being the tycoon that will quite literally stick his junk in anything and everything for a thrill.

History/Personality

Bran Flazingan is well known as the the Universe’s sixth richest man and a thoroughly eccentric one to boot. The extranet adores his antics and follows his escapades, most of which are highly scandalous and sexual in nature.

His most infamous act is attempting to get an entire planet pregnant with his sperm. After several virility enhancements, he offered two large credit payments. The first for anyone who had sex with him without protection, and the second for anyone who became pregnant with his child. He also offered free transgender treatment for any men who wished to take him up on the offer.

Despite his antics he is also a shrewd businessman who has made billions of credits by selling sex products to the galaxy through his company, Humphard Inc. His outrageous persona has only added to his sales figures over the years.

Claiming to be on the forefront of sexploration, Bran spends a good deal of his time documenting his travels and trialling his products in the field. He is well known for giving a "Humpter Score" for both his products and the places he visits. Bran was also a friend of influential tycoon and fellow hedonist Victor Steele.

Bran's opinion is so influential that a single statement from him can drastically change market sales. After he called JoyCo’s Bess-13 and Ben-14 models "the most enticing object you’ll ever feel the need to fuck," sales immediately shot through the roof. The incident caused massive contention with Bran’s business partners who were already at threat of being eclipsed by JoyCo’s domination of frontier planet trade. The irony was that Bran was referring to the AI models, and not the VI models, when he made his statement.

There’s a saying known by most species in the known galaxy - "If Bran won’t fuck it, nobody will."