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Responsible for making dessert, snack, and candy products.
 
Responsible for making dessert, snack, and candy products.
  
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==== History ====
 
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“Iced Teats has been around for a very long time. Our founder Gelkenminah Broboskin Dravimilink the Eleventh supposedly came from a very hot world where drinkable moisture was reserved exclusively for breeding females. Everyone else just had to rely on their body absorbing what it could from the hot, dry world. Now, this may be apocryphal, since this was a very long time ago, but supposedly one day he got off his world and found a lover, and when they had children he was amazed to find that she lactated.
  
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“Discovering a source of sweet flavor and moisture got him to thinking, and it wasn’t long before he found ideal cooling-coil technology, a few genetic artists, and some 100% legal, legitimate indentured servants. The rest is history: he built the company and his descendants have made it a smash hit, moving from original flavors to carefully cultivated unique flavors over the company’s long lifespan!”
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- Yammi's scripted recollection
  
  
 
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* <b>Gelkenminah Broboskin Dravimilink the Eleventh</b> - Founder, Innovator
 
* <b>[[Yammi]]</b> - Company-raised Employee, Cashier
 
* <b>[[Yammi]]</b> - Company-raised Employee, Cashier
  
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==== Products / Services ====
 
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* Various organic, biologically-made, soft serve ice cream.
  
  

Revision as of 01:43, 9 January 2015

Ice Teats Frozen Treats and Confectionery Company

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Description


Responsible for making dessert, snack, and candy products.


History


“Iced Teats has been around for a very long time. Our founder Gelkenminah Broboskin Dravimilink the Eleventh supposedly came from a very hot world where drinkable moisture was reserved exclusively for breeding females. Everyone else just had to rely on their body absorbing what it could from the hot, dry world. Now, this may be apocryphal, since this was a very long time ago, but supposedly one day he got off his world and found a lover, and when they had children he was amazed to find that she lactated.

“Discovering a source of sweet flavor and moisture got him to thinking, and it wasn’t long before he found ideal cooling-coil technology, a few genetic artists, and some 100% legal, legitimate indentured servants. The rest is history: he built the company and his descendants have made it a smash hit, moving from original flavors to carefully cultivated unique flavors over the company’s long lifespan!”

- Yammi's scripted recollection


Notable People / Groups


  • Gelkenminah Broboskin Dravimilink the Eleventh - Founder, Innovator
  • Yammi - Company-raised Employee, Cashier


Products / Services


  • Various organic, biologically-made, soft serve ice cream.