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The '''Bucking Bronco Saloon''' is a wild place on [[New Texas]] where uninhibited bulls and cows play a rousing game of holo-chess, blackjack or more physical games while drinking. Tourists love the sophisticated bartender, who always has a piece of advice, and the picturesque Hellhound Sheriff in his hat and serapé. 

Drinks are available either from [[James]], the bartender or from his assistants, the three busty cows. Discounts are available for the courageous, strong and adventurous (virgins and those in a family way may find pursuing free drinks to be too adventurous).

Upstairs is a brothel, currently being refurbished by [[Kithran|Miss Kittie]].
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== People ==

* [[James]], the android bartender
* Three [[Living Kegs]] including:
** [[Sally]], a Cowgirl who serves rum
*** Works from 6:00-12:59
*** Can be talked to and sexed from 13:00 to 5:59
*** Potentially joined by [[Brandy]] from 2:00 to 5:00
* [[Ciaran|Ciaran Eildean]], a treated Ausar (Hellhound), who got a certain air of maturity in his eyes.

* Travellers
** [[Kiro]] If met
** [[Anno]] If Crew
** [[Erra]] Not rejected
== Things to Do ==

=== Five-Finger Discount ===

Not everyone has the "experience" required to pass the bartenders public test, but if it involves drafty public exposure and the prospect of potentially a free drink, you might be game.

=== The Fucking Bronco ===

Virgins and the Pregnant are not allowed to ride the bronco.  This is really more of a game when '''both''' physique and reflexes are between 25 and 35. as a low score in either will make your odds terrible in ways that the other statistic cannot help with. Technically, even first level players have a chance to win this (about 1 in 10,000 for someone with average starting stats).

The chances of winning free drinks with a physique of 25 and reflexes of 25 are small (about 1 in 4). The chances of winning free drinks with a physique of 31 and reflexes of 31  are about even. The chances of winning free drinks with a physique of 35 and reflexes of 35  are about 3 in 4. If you already aroused before riding the bronco, you will need to also have to have high libido or reasonable willpower to have a chance of holding on for the full duration.

The PC may be cheerd on by [[Anno]] if she is a crewmember.
=== Visit the Bordello ===

Kithran's Broodmare Bordello is not open at this time. We know about it mostly from Ciaran.
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=== Try Your Hand On Stage ===

Presumably, one would have to negotiate with the Pianist to get on stage. Presumably, some level of exhibitionism would be involved. But the Thraggan isn't talking.
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=== Food  ===

As well as healing your wounds a little, eating too much could make you curvier. The steak very much more so.

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!width="140px" | Name
!width="50px" | Sell Price<br>([[Credits]])
!width="140px" | Notes 
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| Biscuits & Gravy || 5 || 
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| Country Ham || 10 || 
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| Chicken Fried Steak || 20 || 
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| 72 oz. Steak || 50 || If you are at least 7 feet tall, this is only a very large meal.
|-
|}

=== Drinks ===

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!width="140px" | Name
!width="50px" | Sell Price<br>([[Credits]])
!width="140px" | Notes
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| Milk Stout || 5 || 
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| Leithan Milk || 8 || Makes you aroused for a day
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| Milktini || 10 || 
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| Varmintbite Whiskey || 15 || Guaranteed to make you drunk
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| Raging Bull || 30 || Guaranteed to make you smashed, James will cut you off
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| Cowgirl Beer || 25 || 
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| Cowgirl Whiskey || 30 ||
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| Cowgirl Rum || 35 || Makes you aroused for a day, very potent 
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== Quests and Events ==

On crisp autumn nights, New Texans like to gather around the fire and tell stories to chill the very blood.
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