Bucking Bronco - Revision history

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The '''Bucking Bronco Saloon''' is a wild place on [[New Texas]] where uninhibited bulls and cows play a rousing game of holo-chess, blackjack or more physical games while drinking. Tourists love the sophisticated bartender, who always has a piece of advice, and the picturesque Hellhound Sheriff in his hat and serapé.

Drinks are available either from [[James]], the bartender or from his assistants, the three busty cows. Discounts are available for the courageous, strong and adventurous (virgins and those in a family way may find pursuing free drinks to be too adventurous).

Upstairs is a brothel, currently being refurbished by [[Kithran|Miss Kittie]].

== People ==

* The Thraggen pianist
* [[James]], the human-appearing bartender
* Three Cowgirls:
** A brunette Cowgirl who serves beer
** A redheaded Cowgirl who serves whiskey
** [[Sally]], a Cowgirl who serves rum
* [[Ciaran|Ciaran Eildean]], a treated Ausar (Hellhound), who got a certain air of maturity in his eyes.

* [[Kiro]] (if met), and [[Erra]] (if not rejected), [[Kithran]] (sometimes, seen with Ciaran) and [[Brandy]] (Sally's old co-worker) are among those likely to show up at times.
* [[Anno]] (if crew) will cheer you on if you ride the Fucking Bronco.

== Things to Do ==

=== Five-Finger Discount ===

Not everyone has the "experience" required to pass the bartenders public test, but if it involves drafty public exposure and the prospect of potentially a free drink, you might be game.

=== The Fucking Bronco ===

Virgins and the Pregnant are not allowed to ride the bronco. This is really more of a game when '''both''' physique and reflexes are between 25 and 35. as a low score in either will make your odds terrible in ways that the other statistic cannot help with. Technically, even first level players have a chance to win this (about 1 in 10,000 for someone with average starting stats).

The chances of winning free drinks with a physique of 25 and reflexes of 25 are small (about 1 in 4). The chances of winning free drinks with a physique of 31 and reflexes of 31 are about even. The chances of winning free drinks with a physique of 35 and reflexes of 35 are about 3 in 4. If you already aroused before riding the bronco, you will need to also have to have high libido or reasonable willpower to have a chance of holding on for the full duration.

=== Visit the Bordello ===

Kithran's Broodmare Bordello is not open at this time. We know about it mostly from Ciaran.

=== Try Your Hand On Stage ===

Presumably, one would have to negotiate with the Pianist to get on stage. Presumably, some level of exhibitionism would be involved. But the Thraggan isn't talking.

=== Food ===

As well as healing your wounds a little, eating too much could make you curvier. The steak very much more so.

{|
| Food || Cost || Notes
|-
| Biscuits & Gravy || 5 ||
|-
| Country Ham || 10 ||
|-
| Chicken Fried Steak || 20 ||
|-
| 72 oz. Steak || 50 || If you are at least 7 feet tall, this is only a very large meal.
|-
|}

=== Drinks ===

{|
| Drink || Cost (if not free) || Notes
|-
| Milk Stout || 5 ||
|-
| Leithan Milk || 8 || Makes you aroused for a day
|-
| Milktini || 10 ||
|-
| Varmintbite Whiskey || 15 || Guaranteed to make you drunk
|-
| Raging Bull || 30 || Guaranteed to make you smashed, James will cut you off
|-
| Cowgirl Beer || 25 ||
|-
| Cowgirl Whiskey || 30 ||
|-
| Cowgirl Rum || 35 || Makes you aroused for a day, very potent
|-
|}

== Quests and Events ==

On crisp autumn nights, New Texans like to gather around the fire and tell stories to chill the very blood.

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 The chances of winning free drinks with a physique of 25 and reflexes of 25 are small (about 1 in 4). The chances of winning free drinks with a physique of 31 and reflexes of 31  are about even. The chances of winning free drinks with a physique of 35 and reflexes of 35  are about 3 in 4. If you already aroused before riding the bronco, you will need to also have to have high libido or reasonable willpower to have a chance of holding on for the full duration.
-The Pc may be cheerd on by [[Anno]] if she is crew
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 === Visit the Bordello ===

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 == People ==
-* The Thraggen pianist
+* [[James]], the android bartender
-* [[James]], the human-appearing bartender
+* Three [[Living Kegs]] including:
 ** [[Sally]], a Cowgirl who serves rum
 * [[Ciaran|Ciaran Eildean]], a treated Ausar (Hellhound), who got a certain air of maturity in his eyes.
-* [[Kiro]] (if met), and [[Erra]] (if not rejected), [[Kithran]] (sometimes, seen with Ciaran)  and [[Brandy]] (Sally's old co-worker)  are among those likely to show up at times.
+* Travellers
-* [[Anno]] (if crew) will cheer you on if you ride the Fucking Bronco.
+** [[Kiro]] If met
+** [[Anno]] If Crew
 == Things to Do ==
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 The chances of winning free drinks with a physique of 25 and reflexes of 25 are small (about 1 in 4). The chances of winning free drinks with a physique of 31 and reflexes of 31  are about even. The chances of winning free drinks with a physique of 35 and reflexes of 35  are about 3 in 4. If you already aroused before riding the bronco, you will need to also have to have high libido or reasonable willpower to have a chance of holding on for the full duration.
+The Pc may be cheerd on by [[Anno]] if she is crew
 === Visit the Bordello ===
 Kithran's Broodmare Bordello is not open at this time. We know about it mostly from Ciaran.
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 === Try Your Hand On Stage ===
 Presumably, one would have to negotiate with the Pianist to get on stage. Presumably, some level of exhibitionism would be involved. But the Thraggan isn't talking.
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 === Food  ===
 As well as healing your wounds a little, eating too much could make you curvier. The steak very much more so.
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 == Quests and Events ==
 On crisp autumn nights, New Texans like to gather around the fire and tell stories to chill the very blood.