Codex: Cunt Snakes

(Parasite Pussies, Cock Constrictors, etc...)

Name (Singular): Cunt Snake

Sexes: Asexual, though often referred to with feminine pronouns for obvious reasons.

Height: One to six inches.

Length: Most frequently between two and six feet long. Exceptional specimens can grow up to eight or ten feet long on a world with large enough host creatures.

Weight: Five to forty pounds, depending on size.

Hair: None.

Tongue: Cunt snakes do not typically have tongues.

Senses: Heat-detecting sensory bulbs near their ‘mouth’. They can also detect subtle variations in air pressure and pheromones to hone in their targets.

Armor

Cunt snakes are typically covered in scales from their head to their vagina-like tail. The scales can provide modest protection, but these parasite creatures typically rely on speed to avoid damage.

Sexual Dimorphism

None; Cunt snakes are unisex.

Environments Typically Inhabited

Any. Cunt snakes are highly adaptable creatures that can reside on nearly any planet capable of supporting life. Infestations caught early can be quickly neutralized, but within a few generations, they will typically take on the characteristics of local host creatures and be much harder to weed out. More information is available under the reproduction topic.

Intelligence

Cunt snakes are not sapient in the traditional sense.

Feeding

Cunt snakes can effectively feed from their snake-like mouth and their vagina-like tail. They do not ingest food so much as drink blood from their prey or hosts. A venomous bite will render most small creatures comatose; the snake can then feed on its victim much like a spider. While cunt snakes can survive in such a way, they cannot truly thrive unless they find a host creature or reliable source of supplementary protein - usually taken through its vaginal opening in the form of semen.

They will try to entice larger creatures into copulating with their vaginal portion when possible. More often than not, they will also bite the creature numerous times, using their venom to either paralyze or arouse the host into cooperation (depending on subspecies).

Parasitism

If a cunt snake determines a creature would make a suitable host, it will subdue it with venom, then bite the victim at the base of the spine and a second pouch in its mouth will burst, releasing a special enzyme. This compound will cause the snake’s mouth to dissolve, as well as a small area of the host creature’s backside. Within a few moments, the cunt snake’s nerves and blood vessels will seamlessly attach to those of the host creature.

The presence of an attached cunt snake on a host body will have several effects on it. Most notably, the creature will find itself able to control its new tail-cunt as effectively as any other limb. The snake’s body will become covered in skin, fur, scales, or whatever type of dermis configuration the host has in a very short time. A thirst for male ejaculate will assert itself on the host creature and often cause a corresponding increase in libido. If this is not addressed on a semi regular basis, the snake’s drives may overwhelm the host and cause them to begin milking the nearest available male with no regard for the consequences of their actions. If the host is a male, he will frequently milk himself in order to feed his tail.

The snake does not have the capacity to directly control its host, but it can provide sensations such as pain and pleasure in order to maintain its position. Many hosts will find having a cunt snake so enjoyable that they do not seek treatment for it, and instead choose to disguise the creature. This, of course, is one reason why the species has become such a widespread pain in the ass.

Reproduction

Since the snakes have only a single sex, they do not reproduce in the typical way. Every cunt snake has a storehouse of inactive, extra DNA sequences left to it by its ancestors. It will instinctively integrate attributes from its host creature along with a selection of its own active and stored genes into each egg it produces, along with a storehouse of extra genes. The cunt snake progeny will undoubted have vaginas similar to the kind female host creatures would have, as well as other biological adaptations. Eggs are only created when the creature is gaining plenty of nutrients (blood and sperm - what?! Not mixed together!).