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Latest revision as of 16:57, 6 March 2021


Manufactured By: Xenogen Biotech

Never one to completely abandon a product line, when Xenogen discontinued work on Dumbfuck for its unexpected mind-altering side effects, they transferred much of the research to another department, who came up with ClearYu. The candied lollipop vastly increases one’s hand-eye coordination, physical reflexes, and bodily responsiveness by hindering the higher brain functions that would normally obstruct these instincts. It’s found surprising popularity among mercenaries and adventure seekers who don’t mind losing a few points of IQ for a more steady gun hand.