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Revision as of 22:55, 25 June 2019
| Tank Kannon | |
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.png) Tank Kannon's bust by Adjatha | |
| Creator |
Xenofoxx Fenoxo Adjatha |
| Information | |
| Nickname(s) | The Man with the Giant Wad, Anything-Goes Flazingan, Humpty Dumpty |
| Alias | Tank Kannon |
| Species | Unknown |
| Gender | Male |
| Occupation |
Ultra-Pornstar Bodybuilder |
| Title | Throbb Victim |
| Significant Other | Harem |
| Nationality | ??? |
Description
Tank Kannon is a former Throbb Addict turned Pornstar and Bodybuilder.
Appearance
"You swivel to watch, your attention caught by the sight of the fox/horse hybrid struggling to drag his twelve foot dick behind him. It doesn’t work of course, the poor guy’s erection invariably stiffens, thickening, and in the span of a few seconds, he starts pumping his hips, grinding his dick an inch across the floor at a time in an effort to attain great stimulation."
History/Personality/Information of Note
Tank Kannon is a fox/horse hybrid whose true species is currently Unknown. A few years prior to the events of the current Planet Rush, Tank suffered from a crippling Addiction to Throbb. His cock grew to be 12 feet (3.658 meters) long and became impairing to his movement and ability to move into small spaces. Any touch or friction applied to his length caused him to become overtaken with lust and furiously masturbate or dry hump any surface. When he finally did orgasm, the amount of semen would completely flood his bedroom and he would wake up drowning in his own fluids. Eventually, he became so dysfunctional that he winded up get kicked out of his apartment, fired from his job, and was stuck being homeless. However, after just 2 days a woman named Rachel took interest in his sexual overabundance and provided him with a custom apartment to accommodate his issues and started him in the porn industry. Now, Tank Kannon holds the title of the Galaxy's #1 Male Pornstar, he is very wealthy and has a massive harem of size Queens tending to his every need.
Interactions
Currently, the player cannot directly interact with Tank Kannon. He does however appear in a documentary and his first porno which plays in The Freezer, is mentioned in Codex entry for Throbb, and cameos in the one of Doctor Badger's Bad Ends.
Quests
Tank does not have any related quests so far.
Trivia
- Tank Kannon is an Offbeatr Character.
- Tank Kannon is currently the most hung character in the entire game.