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| caption = <span title="[[JoyCo]] Vending Machine Waifu bust">[[JoyCo]] Vending Machine art</span>, by Adjatha
 
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<b>[[JoyCo]] Vending Machine</b>
  
 
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You walk over to the vending machine and give it a look. The main draw looks to be <i>JoyCo Power-up Potions</i>, guaranteed to double your pep. The small print spells out: <i>Only while cold. JoyCo is not responsible for food poisoning as a result of consuming warm beverages.</i> You might not be able to tote these wherever you go, but at least you can get a quick pick me up whenever you're feeling down, just five measly credits!
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You walk over to the vending machine and give it a look. The main draw looks to be <i>[[JoyCo]] Power-up Potions</i>, guaranteed to double your pep. The small print spells out: <i>Only while cold. [[JoyCo]] is not responsible for food poisoning as a result of consuming warm beverages.</i> You might not be able to tote these wherever you go, but at least you can get a quick pick me up whenever you're feeling down, just five measly credits!
 
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</blockquote>
  
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A  [[JoyCo]]-brand product.
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<b>[[J’ejune_Pharmaceutical|J’ejune]] Vending Machine</b>
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<blockquote>
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You peruse the offerings on display behind the machine’s glass case. Every time your eye pauses on an item for more than a few seconds, a holovid display pops up to play whatever infomercial is associated with the product you examine. All of them feature the same bubbly sales girl with a voice that’s impressively booming, showing plenty of energy regardless of whether she’s extolling the virtues of a miracle moisturizing cream or showing off a spray for removing leftover fluids from bedsheets.
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You might need a bottle of that last one for your ship, come to think of it.
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</blockquote>
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<b>Adult Vending Machine</b>
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<blockquote>
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You walk over to the dispenser, a confident stride as you get the occasional looks by the murmuring bystanders. When you finally reach the black box you firmly press a button on it’s front, opening a holo screen which displays the many adult wares sold by the vending machine.
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</blockquote>
  
  
 
=== Locations ===
 
=== Locations ===
 
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Vending machines can be found in these locations:
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* Medical center in [[Mhen'ga#Esbeth|Esbeth]]
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[[Canadia]]
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* Gift Shop on [[New Texas#Ts_Ranch|T.'s Ranch]]
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* The Mess in [[Tarkus#Novahome|Novahome]]
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* one between the bar and rented room, only sells [[Deerium]] for 3999
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* The Golden Peak in the [[Myrellion#DMZ|DMZ]]
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* Adult-only vending machine in the restroom
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[[Myrellion]]
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* The Golden Peak has a [[J’ejune_Pharmaceutical|J’ejune]] vending machine and it sells Frontrack for 600 and Loftcake and Shortcake for 10.
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* In Kressia medical and Gildenmere hospital there is an [[JoyCo]] drink machine
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* The Honey Nozzle has an Adult-only vending Machine
 
* The break room in the [[Pirate_Base|Black Void Base on Myrellion]]
 
* The break room in the [[Pirate_Base|Black Void Base on Myrellion]]
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* Across the hall from The Last Chance on [[Uveto|Uveto Station]].
 
  
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[[Tarkus]]
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* [[J’ejune_Pharmaceutical|J’ejune]] vending machine in front of the mess hall
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* The Mess Hall has an [[JoyCo]] vending machine that also sells Amazona
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* The Mess bar has an Adult-only vending machine
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* The [[Una#Arbetz_Travel_Agency|Arbetz Travel Agency]] has a vending machine for [[Goblinola_Snack_Bar|Goblinola]] and costs 500
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[[Uveto]]
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* [[J’ejune_Pharmaceutical|J’ejune]] vending machine in the executive lobby
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* Adult-only vending machine on the left side of the space lift, across the hall from The Last Chance.
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* [[JoyCo]] and Amazona machine at the Sheriff's Office
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[[Mhen'ga#Esbeth|Mhen'ga]]
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* [[J’ejune_Pharmaceutical|J’ejune]] vending machine in the customs office.
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* Burt's Mead Hall has an Adult-only vending machine
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* The Medical Center has an [[JoyCo]] drink vending machine
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[[Tavros]]
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* [[J’ejune_Pharmaceutical|J’ejune]] vending machine in front of Shear Beauty, but it does not sell frontrack
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* Adult-only vending machine in front of Beth's Busty Broads, but does not sell Breeder's bliss.
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* [[JoyCo]] Drink machine in the Nursery staff room
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[[New Texas]]
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* Adult-only vending machine in front of the Miscreant Manor, but also sells a pheromonal body-spray for 938
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* [[J’ejune_Pharmaceutical|J’ejune]] vending machine in the gift store
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* [[JoyCo]] Drink and Amazona vending machine in the barbecue pit
  
 
==== Usage ====
 
==== Usage ====
 
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JoyCo vending machines will sell drink items that are consumed on purchase:
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[[JoyCo]] vending machines will sell drink items that are consumed on purchase:
 
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!width="560px" class="unsortable" | Effects
 
!width="560px" class="unsortable" | Effects
 
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|align="left"| <b>Power Potion</b>
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|align="left"| <b>[[Power Potion]]</b>
 
|align="right"|5
 
|align="right"|5
 
|align="left"| Increases energy by 100 points.
 
|align="left"| Increases energy by 100 points.
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Amazona is sold in select [[JoyCo]] vending machines:
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{|class="wikitable sortable bordered" border="1" cellpadding="2" style="text-align:center"
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|+ Vending Menu
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|-
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!width="140px" | Name
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!width="100px" | Sell Price<br>([[Credits]])
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!width="560px" class="unsortable" | Effects
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|-
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|align="left"| <b>[[Amazona Classic]]</b>
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|align="right"|3000
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|align="left"|
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|-
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|align="left"| <b>[[Amazona Lite]]</b>
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|align="right"|3000
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|align="left"|
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|-
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|align="left"| <b>[[Amazona Plus]]</b>
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|align="right"|3000
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|align="left"|
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|-
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|align="left"| <b>[[Futazona]]</b>
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|align="right"|6000
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|align="left"|
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|-
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|}
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[[J’ejune_Pharmaceutical|J’ejune]] vending machines:
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{|class="wikitable sortable bordered" border="1" cellpadding="2" style="text-align:center"
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|+ Vending Menu
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|-
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!width="140px" | Name
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!width="100px" | Sell Price<br>([[Credits]])
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!width="560px" class="unsortable" | Effects
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|-
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|align="left"| <b>[[Frontrack]]</b>
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|align="right"|600
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|align="left"|
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|-
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|align="left"| <b>[[Lemon Loftcake]]</b>
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|align="right"|10
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|align="left"| If height less than 10', increase height by 1" to 3"
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|align="left"| <b>[[Strawberry Shortcake]]</b>
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|align="right"|10
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|align="left"| If height greater than 4', decrease height by 1" to 3"
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|-
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|}
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Adult-only vending Machine's sell:
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{|class="wikitable sortable bordered" border="1" cellpadding="2" style="text-align:center"
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|+ Vending Menu
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|-
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!width="140px" | Name
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!width="100px" | Sell Price<br>([[Credits]])
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!width="560px" class="unsortable" | Effects
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|-
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|align="left"| <b>[[Breeder's Bliss]]</b>
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|align="right"|875
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|align="left"|
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|-
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|align="left"| <b>[[Condensol_Pill|Condensol]]</b>
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|align="right"|375
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|align="left"|
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|-
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|align="left"| <b>[[EasyFit_Cream|Easyfit]]</b>
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|align="right"|38
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|align="left"|
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|-
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|align="left"| <b>[[Muffstick#FizzyFix|FizzyFix]]</b>
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|align="right"|19
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|align="left"|
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|-
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|align="left"| <b>[[Mighty_Tight_Pill|Mighty Tight]]</b>
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|align="right"|375
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|align="left"|
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|-
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|align="left"| <b>[[Omega_Oil|Omega Oil]]</b>
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|align="right"|650
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|align="left"|
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|-
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|align="left"| <b>[[Salty_Jaw-Breaker|Jawbreaker]]</b>
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|align="right"|188
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|align="left"|
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|-
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|align="left"| <b>[[Sterilex_Pill|Sterilex]]</b>
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|align="right"|250
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|align="left"|
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|-
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|align="left"| <b>[[Yibb-Tstll_Lube|Yibb-Tstll Lube]]</b>
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|align="right"|75
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|align="left"| Temporarily increase the user's anal wetness by 2 (up to 5 maximum) for 72 hours.
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|-
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|}
  
  
 
[[Category:Vendors ]]
 
[[Category:Vendors ]]

Revision as of 02:19, 15 July 2017

Vending Machine

V.Machine
File:JoyCo Vending Machine (Adjatha).png
JoyCo Vending Machine art, by Adjatha
Creator Savin

JoyCo Vending Machine

You walk over to the vending machine and give it a look. The main draw looks to be JoyCo Power-up Potions, guaranteed to double your pep. The small print spells out: Only while cold. JoyCo is not responsible for food poisoning as a result of consuming warm beverages. You might not be able to tote these wherever you go, but at least you can get a quick pick me up whenever you're feeling down, just five measly credits!


J’ejune Vending Machine

You peruse the offerings on display behind the machine’s glass case. Every time your eye pauses on an item for more than a few seconds, a holovid display pops up to play whatever infomercial is associated with the product you examine. All of them feature the same bubbly sales girl with a voice that’s impressively booming, showing plenty of energy regardless of whether she’s extolling the virtues of a miracle moisturizing cream or showing off a spray for removing leftover fluids from bedsheets.

You might need a bottle of that last one for your ship, come to think of it.

Adult Vending Machine

You walk over to the dispenser, a confident stride as you get the occasional looks by the murmuring bystanders. When you finally reach the black box you firmly press a button on it’s front, opening a holo screen which displays the many adult wares sold by the vending machine.


Locations

Canadia

  • one between the bar and rented room, only sells Deerium for 3999
  • Adult-only vending machine in the restroom

Myrellion

  • The Golden Peak has a J’ejune vending machine and it sells Frontrack for 600 and Loftcake and Shortcake for 10.
  • In Kressia medical and Gildenmere hospital there is an JoyCo drink machine
  • The Honey Nozzle has an Adult-only vending Machine
  • The break room in the Black Void Base on Myrellion

Tarkus

  • J’ejune vending machine in front of the mess hall
  • The Mess Hall has an JoyCo vending machine that also sells Amazona
  • The Mess bar has an Adult-only vending machine
  • The Arbetz Travel Agency has a vending machine for Goblinola and costs 500

Uveto

  • J’ejune vending machine in the executive lobby
  • Adult-only vending machine on the left side of the space lift, across the hall from The Last Chance.
  • JoyCo and Amazona machine at the Sheriff's Office

Mhen'ga

  • J’ejune vending machine in the customs office.
  • Burt's Mead Hall has an Adult-only vending machine
  • The Medical Center has an JoyCo drink vending machine

Tavros

  • J’ejune vending machine in front of Shear Beauty, but it does not sell frontrack
  • Adult-only vending machine in front of Beth's Busty Broads, but does not sell Breeder's bliss.
  • JoyCo Drink machine in the Nursery staff room

New Texas

  • Adult-only vending machine in front of the Miscreant Manor, but also sells a pheromonal body-spray for 938
  • J’ejune vending machine in the gift store
  • JoyCo Drink and Amazona vending machine in the barbecue pit

Usage

JoyCo vending machines will sell drink items that are consumed on purchase:

Vending Menu
Name Sell Price
(Credits) 		Effects
Power Potion 5 Increases energy by 100 points.


Amazona is sold in select JoyCo vending machines:

Vending Menu
Name Sell Price
(Credits) 		Effects
Amazona Classic 3000
Amazona Lite 3000
Amazona Plus 3000
Futazona 6000


J’ejune vending machines:

Vending Menu
Name Sell Price
(Credits) 		Effects
Frontrack 600
Lemon Loftcake 10 If height less than 10', increase height by 1" to 3"
Strawberry Shortcake 10 If height greater than 4', decrease height by 1" to 3"


Adult-only vending Machine's sell:

Vending Menu
Name Sell Price
(Credits) 		Effects
Breeder's Bliss 875
Condensol 375
Easyfit 38
FizzyFix 19
Mighty Tight 375
Omega Oil 650
Jawbreaker 188
Sterilex 250
Yibb-Tstll Lube 75 Temporarily increase the user's anal wetness by 2 (up to 5 maximum) for 72 hours.
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