Vending Machine

Vending Machine

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File:Vending Machines.gif Art of several vendingmachines, by Adjatha
Creator	Savin

JoyCo Vending Machine

You walk over to the vending machine and give it a look. The main draw looks to be JoyCo Power-up Potions, guaranteed to double your pep. The small print spells out: Only while cold. JoyCo is not responsible for food poisoning as a result of consuming warm beverages. You might not be able to tote these wherever you go, but at least you can get a quick pick me up whenever you're feeling down, just five measly credits!

J’ejune Vending Machine

You peruse the offerings on display behind the machine’s glass case. Every time your eye pauses on an item for more than a few seconds, a holovid display pops up to play whatever infomercial is associated with the product you examine. All of them feature the same bubbly sales girl with a voice that’s impressively booming, showing plenty of energy regardless of whether she’s extolling the virtues of a miracle moisturizing cream or showing off a spray for removing leftover fluids from bedsheets.

You might need a bottle of that last one for your ship, come to think of it.

Adult Vending Machine

You walk over to the dispenser, a confident stride as you get the occasional looks by the murmuring bystanders. When you finally reach the black box you firmly press a button on it’s front, opening a holo screen which displays the many adult wares sold by the vending machine.

Locations

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Canadia

• One between the bar and rented room, only sells Deerium for 3999
• Adult-only vending machine in the restroom

Myrellion

• The Golden Peak has a J’ejune vending machine and it sells Frontrack for 600 and Loftcake and Shortcake for 10.
• In Kressia medical and Gildenmere hospital there is an JoyCo drink machine
• The Honey Nozzle has an Adult-only vending Machine
• The break room in the Black Void Base on Myrellion

Tarkus

• J’ejune vending machine in front of the mess hall
• The Mess Hall has an JoyCo vending machine that also sells Amazona
• The Mess bar has an Adult-only vending machine
• The Arbetz Travel Agency has a vending machine for Goblinola and costs 500

Uveto

• J’ejune vending machine in the executive lobby
• Adult-only vending machine on the left side of the space lift, across the hall from The Last Chance.
• JoyCo and Amazona machine at the Sheriff's Office

Mhen'ga

• J’ejune vending machine in the customs office.
• Burt's Mead Hall has an Adult-only vending machine
• The Medical Center has an JoyCo drink vending machine

Tavros

• J’ejune vending machine in front of Shear Beauty, but it does not sell frontrack
• Adult-only vending machine in front of Beth's Busty Broads, but does not sell Breeder's bliss.
• JoyCo Drink machine in the Nursery staff room

New Texas

• Adult-only vending machine in front of the Miscreant Manor, but also sells a pheromonal body-spray for 938
• J’ejune vending machine in the gift store
• JoyCo Drink and Amazona vending machine in the barbecue pit

Usage

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JoyCo vending machines will sell drink items that are consumed on purchase:

Vending Menu

Name	Sell Price (Credits)	Effects
Power Potion	5	Used on purchase. Increases energy by 100 points.

Amazona is sold in select JoyCo vending machines:

Vending Menu

Name	Sell Price (Credits)	Effects
Amazona Classic	3000
Amazona Lite	3000
Amazona Plus	3000
Futazona	6000

J’ejune vending machines:

Vending Menu

Name	Sell Price (Credits)	Effects
FrontRack Cream	600
Lemon Loftcake	10	If height less than 10', increase height by 1" to 3"
Strawberry Shortcake	10	If height greater than 4', decrease height by 1" to 3"

Adult-only vending Machine's sell:

Vending Menu

Name	Sell Price (Credits)	Effects
Breeder's Bliss	875
Condensol	375
Easyfit	38
FizzyFix	19
Mighty Tight	375
Omega Oil	650
ReductPro	188
Jawbreaker	188
Sterilex	250
Yibb-Tstll Lube	75	Temporarily increase the user's anal wetness by 2 (up to 5 maximum) for 72 hours.