The Salon is hidden in the Mountain.
Exploring the mountain means the player can discover a cleverly concealed doorway, from which they can hear the sounds of blades being sharpened. If the player chooses to enter, they discover it contains a hidden hair salon, worked by a tribe of Goblins led by a matriarch named Lynnette - this first entry adds the Salon permanently to the Places menu, even if no business is transacted.
Lynnette will cheerfully explain that she and her daughters work as hairstylists, requesting payment in spooge in exchange for their work. Characters are given the offer to slip out the back to a set of gloryholes, where they can give a blowjob to a canine penis, minotaur's penis, imp's penis or incubus's penis in order to pay. Characters who have a penis of their own also have the option to allow Lynette to give them a blowjob to pay for their hairstyling. She explains that she is already pregnant herself, so she doesn't need any more spooge in her vagina, but if she is no pregnant right now, then Player may choose an option "Fuck goblin" which leads to scene depends of current Player's Cum production: there can no be sex at all if rating is low or, with high enough production or after several times of satisfying her, Lynnette may be so grateful that allow Player to use salon without any payment in future (but Player will still have the option to pay). Refusal to "pay" means leaving the Salon. Accepting a blowjob from Lynnette decreases the character's Lust to minimum. After any payment Lynnette will then provide the character with some options afterwards:
- Lengthen the character's hair (up to about five inches per application).
- Give a Short, Medium or Long haircut (depending on how much hair they have).
- Give a sand or mud facial (+10 femininity for mud, +10 masculinity for sand).
- Sell them a hair extension serum (increases the rate with which hair grows).
- Sell them a bottle of blue, orange, purple or pink hair dye (the same colors as can be found as a result of defeating Goblins).
- If a player comes to salon while being addicted to Minotaur cum, a special scene may happen (20% chance). After it, minotaur cum becomes available for sale for "usual price" + 60 gems.
- The player can also leave with no changes.
- Giving a blowjob has various effects depending on which is chosen; for example, blowing the minotaur penis has a similar addictive effect to other encounters with minotaur cum. All four options raise corruption but by various degrees.
- It is not clear what kind of creature the "canine" is. It may be a hellhound or a dog-morph or (perhaps most likely) just a regular dog.
- If Corrupted Jojo is at camp, the PC may take him and use his semen as a payment.