Codex: Humpard Inc

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Company Name: Humphard Incorporated.

Industry: Sex product manufacturer and distributor.

Head Office: Tantalus, Evira System.

Company Head: CEO Bran Flazingan.

Humphard Inc is a company founded by Bran Flazingan over two centuries ago with a single mission statement - "sexual pleasure is the only intrinsic good." Since then Humphard has risen to become the galaxy's number one adult product manufacturer and produces products for almost every conceivable species from the core worlds to the rim.

Humphard products are known for three things; quality, innovation, and pleasure. It takes great pride on always being on the cutting edge and hires countless 'testers' to trial company products.

The company always has a large number of employees and freelancers travelling about the galaxy to seek inspiration for their products. The most famous of these is none other than the CEO himself, Bran Flazingan, one of the universes' foremost "sexplorers" (See Codex Entry: Bran Flazingan).

The hardlight holographic condom, or 'Holodom', was one of Humphard's first products. The one-use hardlight 'shield' - produced by a small ring slipped around the shaft - revolutionized safe sex around the galaxy (See Codex Entry: "Holodom").

Another famous product is the everflowing cumsucker; a white, semen flavored sphere that can be sucked on for pleasure and literally 'melts in your mouth'. The product has sold incredibly well with cumvores. Popular flavors include Ballbatter, Zilmead, Ausar Ecstasy, LooRahn Lemon, and Rahnsberry.


Notable Humphard Products