Humphard Incorporated

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Humphard Incorporated

Description


Humphard logo, by Jacques00

Sex product manufacturer and distributor. Head office is based at Tantalus in Evira System.

Sometimes referred to as "Humphard Inc", or simply "Humphard".


History


Humphard Inc is a company founded by Bran Flazingan over two centuries ago with a single mission statement - "sexual pleasure is the only intrinsic good." Since then Humphard has risen to become the galaxy's number one adult product manufacturer and produces products for almost every conceivable species from the core worlds to the rim.

Humphard products are known for three things; quality, innovation, and pleasure. It takes great pride on always being on the cutting edge and hires countless 'testers' to trial company products.

The company always has a large number of employees and freelancers travelling about the galaxy to seek inspiration for their products. The most famous of these is none other than the CEO himself, Bran Flazingan, one of the universes' foremost "sexplorers".


Notable People / Groups



Products / Services


  • Grav-Cuffs - Final Product, Bondage gear.
  • Holo condom ("Holodom") - Final Product, Hardlight condom.
  • Vibrating Lube - Final Product, Lubrication product.
  • Everflowing Cumsucker - Final Product, Oral pleasure product.
  • Humphard Bunny - Final Product, Fetish outfit.

Trivia

Humphard seems to be a parody of Playboy.