Phallus Tuner
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| Phallus Puner | |
|---|---|
| Short Name | PhallusTuner |
| Type | Utility Implant |
| Slot | Utility Implant |
| Base Price | 50000 |
A Phallus Tuner implant
Too big for your gabilani girlfriend? Too small to fill the inside of your partner's tail? With the Phallus Tuner, it's possible for coreward races (with their lewd, degenerate, crotch-mounted phalli) to adjust themselves to better please their zaikan mistresses! Once installed in the pelvis, this implant allows the lucky owner to resize his or her phallus a full twelve terran inches longer or shorter, on command! Only effects the user's primary phallus.
- Disclaimer: 12 inches of size reduction not possible with phalli shorter than 17 inches.
- Disclaimer: Paragon is not responsible for damage to buyer's genitals caused by mismatched matings. User is liable for any damage to Paragon's reputation brought on by misuse of this implant.
- Disclaimer: Phallus Tuner's cutting-edge technology can only adjust one phallus at a time, and must be reset before making further alterations.
- Disclaimer: This implant has no effect on creatures without a humanish-style crotch-mounted phallus.
Acquisition
Purchased from Sabrae in implant station at Dhaal
Usage
Can be installed by Sabrae to take its effect. Cannot be retrieved after installing.
Control app can be found in the Codex's Extra tab. If Captain Steele has multiple penises, it can only change the first.