Brute Beet

Brute Beet

Brute Beet
Type	Food
Additional Information
Usable	Yes
Combat Usable	No
Defensive Target	Self

A rough, greenish beet with a distinctive musk. Rarely eaten without a good reason. Tales tell of a rivalry between two orc clans. What started as all-out war eventually simmered into something more friendly. The final trials between the two was a series of one-on-one brawls between the Chieftains. It was first to three wins to be declared the true Chieftain. One of them was down two loses with no wins. Reportedly, after his second loss, he went back home to his wife where he was told "If ya ate ya fuckin' veggies like I'z always sayin' yaz should, ya wouldn't be losin'!" As revenge for her being a total bitch, the Chieftain went into the garden and ate an entire bushel of musky beets that were growing. That night, he smelled like rancid meat during sex, but the next morning he won three matches in a row. To this day orc warriors often eat one before going into battle, believing them to grant a burst of strength.

Acquisition

Brute Beets can be purchased from Ivris' gear menu in the Alchemist's Shop in Hawkethorne.

Usage

It takes you a good minute to even work up the courage to bring your face near the thing. The smell is so rancid that it nearly makes you puke on the spot! With that out of the way, it's only a matter of actually eating the thing. Easier said than done! Even covering your nose, just the small amount of juice that comes out when you bite into it is enough to curdle your stomach. It takes more effort than you'd ever admit, but eventually you seem to become somewhat desensitized to it, and you're able to take a big bite and swallow it down. You even manage to finish the rest of it off while only crying a bit.

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This item will be consumed on use. In doing so, one or more of the following effects will occur:

• (Non-Human Skin) Skin becomes normal, human skin
• (Non-Orcish Skin Color) Skin color becomes light green, dark green, or gray
• (Non-Orc Face) Face becomes Orc face
• (No Tusks) Gain tusks
• (Non-Humanoid Eyes) Eyes become humanoid
• (Non-Humanoid Arms) Arms become humanoid
• (Non-Humanoid Legs) Legs become humanoid
• (Legs aren't Smooth) Legs become smooth
• (Non-Orcish Hair Color) Hair color becomes red, brown, or black
• (Non-Elven Ears) Ears become elven ears
• (Has Tail) Removes tail
• (Has Non-Regular Milk) Milk becomes regular
• (Nipples not Black) Nipples become black
• (Pussy and Clit not Black) Pussy and clit become black

Brute Beets are compatible with the following alchemical ingredients:

• Mandrake Root (Change Skin)
• Yew Branch (Change Arms and Legs)
• Soft Mud (Change Face, Tusks, and Eyes)
• Laurel Sprig (Change Hair Color and Ears)
• Tall Reed (Removes Tail)
• Turgid Mushroom (Cock)
• Sweet Cream (Changes Milk)
• Wild Melon (Changes Nipples)
• Lush Orchid (Changes Pussy and Clit)
• Musky Sap (Effluvia)

If you already have all of these features, eating a Brute Beet or any of the alchemical mixes will have no effect.