Minotaur King

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A Minotaur King dildo

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Type Sex Toy (Dildo)
Base Price 69000
Information
Usable Yes
Defensive Target Self
Minotaur King dildo
Material digimeat
Length 36.000 inches
Thickness 6.000 inches
Shape Equine
Color sable
Cum Quantity 50000 mLs
Shape flags Blunt, Sheathed, Flared

“Po’s Own” isn’t any manufacturer you’ve heard before, and it’s certainly no subdivision of the ever-popular TamaniCorp.

You doubt this fly-by-night company was able to obtain the rights of a quadruple-X title like “Champions of Corruption” by legitimate means, but that doesn’t stop this onyx-black pillar of cunt-wrecking minotaur-meat from wobbling around at a full three feet of length.

A stamp on one of the melon-sized balls warns of “Gut Flooding Fun for the Whole of Tel’Adre!” while a much smaller notice reads, ‘May contain minor traces of chemical, genetic, and reality taint from manufacture.’

Whatever that means.

Acquisition


Can be found in the Dildo bucket during Kiro Quest

Usage


Can be used as a masturbatory tool