Carrot Cumpcake

Carrot Cumpcake
CarrotCake
Type	Transformative
Base Price	50
Additional Information
Stack Limit	9
Usable	Yes
Combat Usable	No

Written by BubbleLord

Carrot Cumpcake is a consumable transformative item. Consuming a dose gives you a Taeleer transformation.

Description

A cupcake big enough to fill one's palm, glazed in white cream with lopped carrot bits scattered across its top.

One of the treats of bunny-likes everywhere, these scrumptious treats have always been found not far from the taeleer homesteads both within the Empire and abroad. There's a rumor that the first recipe used the cum of human masters to reward the enslaved bunnies. Thankfully — or perhaps regretfully — they're baked with the everyday consumer in mind and replaced it for carrot-blended cream.

Acquisition

• Purchasable from Kavi in the Marefolk Village
• Purchasable from Senja at Oxana's Mansion

Effects

This item will be consumed on use. In doing so, one or more of the effects listed below will randomly occur. The item can be alchemically refined with the listed reagents to limit its effects only to that target. If the Champion has all of the listed features, consuming the item or any of its alchemical mixes will produce no effect. Note that some transformative effects fall under the Raw body target as they are not the primary focus of the item.

Body Target	Condition	Change	Reagent
Raw	If male and height > 62" or 5'2" If female and height > 53" or 4'4"	Reduce height by 4" or until 62" if male Reduce height by 4" or until 53" if female	N/A
	If thickness > 10	Reduce thickness by 3 or until 10
	If hip rating > 3	Reduce hip rating by 3 or until 3
Head	If ears are not Lapine-like or If ears are not Floppy	Ears become Lapine-like Ears are also Floppy Ear length set to (50 + (random# 0 to 49) / 100)"	Laurel Sprig
	If ears are not Lapine-like If ears are Floopy	Ears become Lapine-like Ear length set to 4"
Limbs	If does not have no fur If arms are not Furred or If arms are not Human-like	Arms become Human-like Arms are also Furred	Yew Branch
	If does not have fur If legs are not Furred or If legs are not Human-like	Legs become Human-like Legs are also Furred
Tail	If does not have a tail	Grow a single Lapine-like tail	Tall Reed
	If has a tail If tail is not Lapine-like	Tail becomes Lapine-like
Body	If skin is not normal	Skin become normal	Mandrake Root