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The Bucking Bronco Saloon is a wild place on New Texas where uninhibited bulls and cows play a rousing game of holo-chess, blackjack or more physical games while drinking. Tourists love the sophisticated bartender, who always has a piece of advice, and the picturesque Hellhound Sheriff in his hat and serapé.

Drinks are available either from James, the bartender or from his assistants, the three busty cows. Discounts are available for the courageous, strong and adventurous (virgins and those in a family way may find pursuing free drinks to be too adventurous).

Upstairs is a brothel, currently being refurbished by Miss Kittie.

People

James, the android bartender
Three Living Kegs including:
- Sally, a Cowgirl who serves rum
  - Works from 6:00-12:59
  - Can be talked to and sexed from 13:00 to 5:59
  - Potentially joined by Brandy from 2:00 to 5:00
Ciaran Eildean, a treated Ausar (Hellhound), who got a certain air of maturity in his eyes.

Travellers
- Kiro If met
- Anno If Crew
- Erra Not rejected

Things to Do

Five-Finger Discount

Not everyone has the "experience" required to pass the bartenders public test, but if it involves drafty public exposure and the prospect of potentially a free drink, you might be game.

The Fucking Bronco

Virgins and the Pregnant are not allowed to ride the bronco. This is really more of a game when both physique and reflexes are between 25 and 35. as a low score in either will make your odds terrible in ways that the other statistic cannot help with. Technically, even first level players have a chance to win this (about 1 in 10,000 for someone with average starting stats).

The chances of winning free drinks with a physique of 25 and reflexes of 25 are small (about 1 in 4). The chances of winning free drinks with a physique of 31 and reflexes of 31 are about even. The chances of winning free drinks with a physique of 35 and reflexes of 35 are about 3 in 4. If you already aroused before riding the bronco, you will need to also have to have high libido or reasonable willpower to have a chance of holding on for the full duration.

The PC may be cheerd on by Anno if she is a crewmember.

Visit the Bordello

Kithran's Broodmare Bordello is not open at this time. We know about it mostly from Ciaran.

Food

As well as healing your wounds a little, eating too much could make you curvier. The steak very much more so.

Name	Sell Price (Credits)	Notes
Biscuits & Gravy	5
Country Ham	10
Chicken Fried Steak	20
72 oz. Steak	50	If you are at least 7 feet tall, this is only a very large meal.

Drinks

Name	Sell Price (Credits)	Notes
Milk Stout	5
Leithan Milk	8	Makes you aroused for a day
Milktini	10
Varmintbite Whiskey	15	Guaranteed to make you drunk
Raging Bull	30	Guaranteed to make you smashed, James will cut you off
Cowgirl Beer	25
Cowgirl Whiskey	30
Cowgirl Rum	35	Makes you aroused for a day, very potent

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 Upstairs is a brothel, currently being refurbished by [[Kithran|Miss Kittie]].
+[[Category:Pre-Java Script conversion]]
 == People ==
-* The Thraggen pianist
+* [[James]], the android bartender
-* [[James]], the human-appearing bartender
+* Three [[Living Kegs]] including:
-* Three Cowgirls:
-** A brunette Cowgirl who serves beer
-** A redheaded Cowgirl who serves whiskey
 ** [[Sally]], a Cowgirl who serves rum
+*** Works from 6:00-12:59
+*** Can be talked to and sexed from 13:00 to 5:59
+*** Potentially joined by [[Brandy]] from 2:00 to 5:00
 * [[Ciaran|Ciaran Eildean]], a treated Ausar (Hellhound), who got a certain air of maturity in his eyes.
-* [[Kiro]] (if met), and [[Erra]] (if not rejected), [[Kithran]] (sometimes, seen with Ciaran)  and [[Brandy]] (Sally's old co-worker)  are among those likely to show up at times.
+* Travellers
-* [[Anno]] (if crew) will cheer you on if you ride the Fucking Bronco.
+** [[Kiro]] If met
+** [[Anno]] If Crew
+** [[Erra]] Not rejected
 == Things to Do ==
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 The chances of winning free drinks with a physique of 25 and reflexes of 25 are small (about 1 in 4). The chances of winning free drinks with a physique of 31 and reflexes of 31  are about even. The chances of winning free drinks with a physique of 35 and reflexes of 35  are about 3 in 4. If you already aroused before riding the bronco, you will need to also have to have high libido or reasonable willpower to have a chance of holding on for the full duration.
+The PC may be cheerd on by [[Anno]] if she is a crewmember.
 === Visit the Bordello ===
 Kithran's Broodmare Bordello is not open at this time. We know about it mostly from Ciaran.
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 === Try Your Hand On Stage ===
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 As well as healing your wounds a little, eating too much could make you curvier. The steak very much more so.
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 == Quests and Events ==
 On crisp autumn nights, New Texans like to gather around the fire and tell stories to chill the very blood.
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