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Revision as of 14:59, 7 March 2021
A Minotaur King dildo
| KingMino | |
|---|---|
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| Type | Sex Toy (Dildo) |
| Base Price | 69000 |
| Information | |
| Usable | Yes |
| Defensive Target | Self |
| Minotaur King dildo | |
|---|---|
| Material | digimeat |
| Length | 36.000 inches |
| Thickness | 6.000 inches |
| Shape | Equine |
| Color | sable |
| Cum Quantity | 50000 mLs |
| Shape flags | Blunt, Sheathed, Flared |
“Po’s Own” isn’t any manufacturer you’ve heard before, and it’s certainly no subdivision of the ever-popular TamaniCorp.
You doubt this fly-by-night company was able to obtain the rights of a quadruple-X title like “Champions of Corruption” by legitimate means, but that doesn’t stop this onyx-black pillar of cunt-wrecking minotaur-meat from wobbling around at a full three feet of length.
A stamp on one of the melon-sized balls warns of “Gut Flooding Fun for the Whole of Tel’Adre!” while a much smaller notice reads, ‘May contain minor traces of chemical, genetic, and reality taint from manufacture.’
Whatever that means.
Acquisition
Can be found in the Dildo bucket during Kiro Quest
Usage
Can be used as a masturbatory tool