Spunkshroom

Spunkshroom

Spunkshrm
Type	Pill
Base Price	1000
Information
Usable	Yes
Defensive Target	Self

This mushroom has a huge droopy cap that reminds you vaguely of a primitive dwelling you’ve seen in the past. According to rumor on the extranet, it ought to make your emissions more voluminous and potentially more virile per ounce than ever before. It also might poison you, so there’s that.

Known to cause high amounts of taint. Check your Codex for details.

Acquisition

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15% drop from defeating enemies on Tarkus if Captain Steele's has a penis and no vagina.

Usage

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This item will be consumed on use.

Usage changes

Condition	Change
Always	Increase taint by 5
PC does not have a cock or balls or random 1/8 chance	Take damage equal to half max hp.
PC cum quality of less than 6 PC libido of 35 or greater Max cum of 800 or greater 25% chance	PC cum quality increases by 1
Any of the above conditions not met Or 75% chance if met	Increase cum multiplier and cum efficiency by varying amounts based on current max cum value