Brute Beet

Brute Beet
Type	Transformative
Base Price	25
Additional Information
Usable	Yes
Combat Usable	No

Brute Beet is a consumable transformative item. Each dose you gob down can put you one transformation closer to the ideal orc.

Description

Written by GothPastel

A rough, greenish beet with a distinctive musk. Rarely eaten without a good reason. Tales tell of a rivalry between two orc clans. What started as all-out war eventually simmered into something more friendly. The final trials between the two was a series of one-on-one brawls between the Chieftains. It was first to three wins to be declared the true Chieftain. One of them was down two loses with no wins. Reportedly, after his second loss, he went back home to his wife where he was told "If ya ate ya fuckin' veggies like I'z always sayin' yaz should, ya wouldn't be losin'!" As revenge for her being a total bitch, the Chieftain went into the garden and ate an entire bushel of musky beets that were growing. That night, he smelled like rancid meat during sex, but the next morning he won three matches in a row. To this day orc warriors often eat one before going into battle, believing them to grant a burst of strength.

Acquisition

• Purchasable from Ivris at the Alchemist's Shop

Effects

This item will be consumed on use. In doing so, one or more of the effects listed below will randomly occur. The item can be alchemically refined with the listed reagents to limit its effects only to that target.

Transformative Effects

Condition	Change	Reagent/Target
If the Champion is feminine If the Champion's cup size is under H If the Champion has Buxom talent and cup size is under I	If cup size is below D Increase cup size by 3 If cup size is D or above Increase cup size by 2
If the Champion has a cock If the Champion's cock is less than 14" If the Champion has Well Hung talent and cock is less than 18"	If cock size is below 6" Increase cock size by 4" If cock size is 6" or above Increase cock size by 2"
If the Champion has balls If the Champion's balls are under 1" diameter	Increase ball diameter to 1"
If the Champion is female If the Champion's femininity is below average	Raise Champion's femininity to average
If the Champion is male If the Champion's masculinity is below very high	Raise Champion's masculinity to very high
If Champion's muscle tone is not very high	Raise muscle tone to very high
If the Champion's thickness is below high	Raise thickness to high
If the Champion is feminine If the Champion is below the height of 6' If the Champion is masculine If the Champion is below the height of 6'6	Increase height by 1 - 4 inches
If the Champion is feminine	Increase butt size by 1
If the Champion is feminine	Increase hip size by 1
If the Champion has elf ears If the elf ears are longer than 3"	Reduce elf ears to 3"
If the Champion's eye color is not blue, red or gold	Eye color changes to either blue, red or gold	Soft Mud (face)
If the Champion's face type is not human	Change face type to human
If the Champion's eyes are not human-like	Change eyes to human type
If the Champion does not have tusks	Tusks will be grown
If the Champion's ears are not elven-like	Ears will change to elven type	Laurel Sprig (head)
If the Champion's hair color is not red, black or brown	Hair color will change to either red, black or brown
If the Champion's hair type is not regular	Hair type will change to regular
If the Champion's arms are non-human If the Champion's arms are furred, scaled or feathered	Arms will change to non-furred human	Yew Branch (limbs)
If the Champion's legs are non-human If the Champion's legs are furred, scaled or feathered	Legs will change to non-furred human
If the Champion has a tail(s)	One tail will be removed	Tall Reed (tail)
If the Champion's skin color is not dark green, light green, dark red or gray	Skin color will change to either dark green, light green, dark red or gray	Mandrake Root (body)
If the Champion's skin type is not human-like	Skin type will become human-like
If the Champion has scales or fur	Scales or fur will be lost
If the Champion has a cock If the Champion's cock is not human-like	Cock will change to human-like	Turgid Mushroom (cock)
If the Champion is lactating If the Champion's breastmilk is not regular	Breastmilk will become regular type	Sweet Cream (milk)
If the Champion's nipple color is not black	Nipple color will change to black	Wild Melon (breasts)
If the Champion has a pussy If the Champion's pussy color is not black	Pussy color will change to black	Lush Orchid (pussy)
If the Champion has a pussy If the Champion's pussy is not human-like	Pussy will change to human-like
If the Champion's cum type is not human	Cum type will change to human	Musky Sap (cum)
If the Champion's girlcum is not human	Girlcum type will change to human

If the Champion has all of the listed features, consuming the item or any of its alchemical mixes will produce no effect.