Condensol Pill

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Condensol Pill

Condensol
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Type Drug, Pill
Base Price 300
Information
Usable Yes
Defensive Target Self

Gotten a bit too big for your britches? Feeling like you just can’t find a partner who can handle your size? You could use gene mods to get smaller, but you don’t want to give up being the biggest man in the room. And now, thanks to your friends at J’ejune Pharmaceutical, you don’t have to. Now there’s Condensol! Using patented techniques derived from ancient alchemical practices, Condensol is guaranteed to give you four hours of a smaller package without permanently reducing your size. Now you can satisfy partners of all sizes, and still have that third leg that gets you respect.

Condensol: So you’re always a perfect fit!

Below this, in much smaller text, is a warning informing you not to take Condensol more than twice every four hours, if your penis is less than four inches in length, or if you don’t have a penis. It also lists off a long string of minor potential side effects. Within the colorful packaging featuring the stamp of approval from some holovid sales guy is a dull green pill.

A J’ejune-brand product.

Acquisition



Usage


This item is consumed on use. In doing so, the drug will have immediate temporary effects on the player character, with a potential for a permanent change, or will have no effect at all.