“You aren’t going to make a mess of my lab, are you?”
Dr. Lash's bust, by Shou
Dr. Lash is a mad scientist who works in a shack across the way from Dr. Badger's Bimbotorium on Novahome. He believes sexuality and reproduction are a distraction from intelligent pursuits and the development of all sapient beings.
Doctor Lash is lethal, and will kill if he becomes hostile!
"Doctor Lash is a six foot tall alien of indeterminate build; his labcoat conceals the bulk of his musculature. There’s no hiding his six arms - or the glowing weapons clutched in each of his long-fingered hands. His imperious gaze is channeled through a pair of glowing goggles, occasionally shifting to different colors as they cycle through various spectrums. There is not a shred of mercy upon his gray, unfeeling face."
History/Personality/Information of Note
Dr. Lash was a former employee of Tamani Corp who left due to a conflict of interest.
He believes that lustful thoughts are major distractions in a supposedly progressive society. He is ardently against sexual emotions--very much so that, in the past, he has attempted to forcefully sterilize a dominant species of an entire planet, which in turn, has earned him a place in the United Galactic Confederacy's most-wanted criminal list. However, he is not deprived of morals, as indicated by him denying to remove your vagina/s if you are pregnant.
He hates Doctor Badger with great exception, as she embodies the worst aspects of everything he already despises and refuses to even refer to her as a doctor. He has repeatedly tried to assassinate her. Likewise, she has repeatedly tried to Bimbofy him. However, both of their technology and combat abilities are so advanced that they are both at a stalemate.
Upon meeting Dr. Lash in his shack, he will give fair warning to Captain Steele about the consequences of causing trouble in his lab. If ignored, or provoking him in any way, Dr.Lash may be prone to act hostile to Steele. Dr. Lash will attack the player if they try to flirt with him repeatedly or attempt to masturbate in his lab.
Doctor Lash is commonly considered the most powerful enemy in the game. Having the 2nd highest number of hit points and being the only level 15 enemy to appear in the game, it would be woefully foolish of the Captain Steele to try and fight him without knowing what they are getting themselves into. Especially since the maximum level the player can obtain right now is only 10. Despite having only one move, it is the strongest attack to deal damage and almost never misses. When encountered as a hostile, Dr. Lash is equipped with a 6 plasma pistols in each of his hands and wears a decent shield and a Lab Coat. He is immune to being disarmed.
- Goodbye - Dr. Lash bids you farewell and fires 6 shots in total, from each of his plasma pistols, simultaneously.
- This is the only move the enemy is capable of.
- Deals massive, high accuracy burning damage.
- This is the only move the enemy is capable of.
- Armor: 25
- 80% immunity to drug attacks
- 85% immunity to tease attacks
Losing to Dr. Lash in combat will result in death (Bad End).
Use the following for easy victory: Bimboleum Defense System, Steele Tech Suit, Prototype Pirate Shield Thermal Underwear Reasoning: Doctor Lash is almost completely immune to Drug and Tease Attacks. However, his Lust Caps at 100 and he doesn't actually have any resistance to Psionic Damage, which is dealt by the Bimboleum Defense System. The Bimboleum Defense System deals half of the player's total Shield Points upon said shield being broken. Since Urbolg's Prototype Pirate Shield has a base maximum Shield Points of 200, and resistance to burning damage; The moment Lash breaks the shield he will instantly lose. If the player is a Tech Specialist running a shield-based build, then it is possible to achieve these results with even less powerful shields like the Reaper Armaments Mark I Shield Generator.
When defeated in combat, Dr. Lash will drop 999999 credits and is worth 5000 XP.
Dr. Lash's Services include:
Undergoing any of these services will remove any and all genital tails (cunt tails and tail cocks), as well as any attached mimbranes. If libido is greater than 50, it will be dropped by 15% of its current value.
Steele may also choose to Buy items from his inventory:
|Name|| Sell Price|
Steele can talk to Dr. Lash about The UGC, ask him Why? he does his job, or test his patience by trying to Flirt with him.
Dr. Lash is also potentially person of interest in Pexiga's Uplift quest as the player can go to him to see if he can restore Pexiga's mental faculties, only to discover that he would restore her to her dangerously savage, default form. He may also be seen to provide a distraction for the UGC Peacekeepers guarding Doctor Badger's lab if the latter was sent to prison by detonating a bomb on the other side of Novahome.
- Doctor Lash's design and personality is supposed to be based Lord Voldemort from the Harry Potter book and film series.