Brute Beet

Brute Beet
Author	GothPastel
Type	Transformative
Base Price	25
Additional Information
Stack Limit	9
Usable	Yes
Combat Usable	No

Brute Beet is a consumable transformative item. Consuming a dose produces a random transformation towards an Orc.

Description

A rough, greenish beet with a distinctive musk. Rarely eaten without a good reason. Tales tell of a rivalry between two orc clans. What started as all-out war eventually simmered into something more friendly. The final trials between the two was a series of one-on-one brawls between the Chieftains. It was first to three wins to be declared the true Chieftain. One of them was down two loses with no wins. Reportedly, after his second loss, he went back home to his wife where he was told "If ya ate ya fuckin' veggies like I'z always sayin' yaz should, ya wouldn't be losin'!" As revenge for her being a total bitch, the Chieftain went into the garden and ate an entire bushel of musky beets that were growing. That night, he smelled like rancid meat during sex, but the next morning he won three matches in a row. To this day orc warriors often eat one before going into battle, believing them to grant a burst of strength.

Acquisition

• Purchasable from:
  • Ivris at the Alchemist's Shop
  • Pavo at the Kervus Warcamp (during Right of Conquest)

Effects

This item will be consumed on use and in doing so, one or more of the effects listed below will randomly occur. The item can be alchemically refined with the listed reagents to limit its effects only to that target. The Raw effects will not occur when the item is alchemized due to those effects not being the primary purpose of the item. If the Champion has all of the listed effects or does not meet the transformation condition, there will be no effect. Unless stated, these new effects will overwrite all existing types or tags of a certain body part.

Body Target	Condition	Change	Reagent
Raw	If Gender Preference is Female Must have Breasts If Cup Size < H	Raise Cup Size by 2 Cups or until H	N/A
	If Gender Preference is Female Must have Breasts If Cup Size < J If has Buxom perk	Raise Cup Size by 3 Cups or until J
	Must have a Real Cock If Cock is < 10"	Raise Cock by 2" or until 10"
	Must have a Real Cock If Cock is < 13" If has Well Hung	Raise Cock by 3" or until 13"
	Must have Balls If Ball Size < 4	Raise Ball Size to 4
	If Gender Preference is Female If Femininity is < 75	Raise Femininity by 10 or until 75
	If Gender Preference is Male If Femininity is > 0	Reduce Femininity by 10 or until 0
	If Tone is < 100	Raise Tone by 10 or until 100
	If Thickness is < 70	Raise Thickness by 10 or until 70
	If Gender Preference is Male If Height is < 84" or 7'	Raise Height by 3" - 6" or until 7'
	If Gender Preference is Female If Height is < 78" or 6'5"	Raise Height by 3" - 6" or until 6'5"
	If Gender Preference is Female If Butt Rating is < 15	Raise Butt Rating by 2 or until 15
	If Gender Preference is Female If Hip Rating is < 15	Raise Hip Rating by 2 or until 15
	If Ear Type is Elf If Ear Length > 3"	Reduce Ear Length to 3"
Body	If has Wings	Wings are removed	Mandrake Root
	If Skin Color is not any: Dark Green Dark Red Gray Light Green	Skin Color change to any: Dark Green Dark Red Gray Light Green
	If Skin Type is not Skin	Skin Type becomes Skin Skin Tags are removed
Breasts	If Nipple Color is not Black	Nipple Color becomes Black	Wild Melon
Cock	Must have a Real Cock If Cock Type is not Human	Cock Type becomes Human Cock Tags are removed	Turgid Mushroom
Cum	Must have a Cock If Cum Type is not Cum	Cum Type becomes Cum	Musky Sap
	Must have a Vagina If Girl Cum Type is not GirlCum	Girl Cum Type becomes GirlCum
Face	If Eye Color is not any: Blue Gold Red	Eye Color becomes any: Blue Gold Red	Soft Mud
	If Face Type is not Orc	Face Type becomes Orc Face Tags are Tusked if something something
	If Eye Type is not Human	Eye Type becomes Human Eye Tags are removed
	If does not have Face Tag; Tusked	Add Face Tag; Tusked
Head	If Ear Type is not Elf	Ear Type becomes Elf Ear Tags are Tapered Ear Length set to 1"	Laurel Sprig
	Must have Hair If Hair Color is not any: Black Brown Red	Hair Color becomes any: Black Brown Red
	If Hair Type is not Hair	Hair Type becomes Hair
	If has an Antennae	Antennae is removed
Limbs	If Arm Type is not Human	Arm Type becomes Human Arm Tags are removed	Yew Branch
	If Leg Type is not Human	Leg Type becomes Human Leg Tags are removed
Milk	If is Lactating If Milk Type is not Milk	Milk Type becomes Milk	Sweet Cream
	Must have Breasts If Milk Type is not Milk
Pussy	Must have a Vagina If Vagina Color is not Black	Vagina Color becomes Black	Lush Orchid
	Must have a Vagina If Vagina Type is not Human	Vagina Type becomes Human Vagina Tags are removed
Tail	If has Tail/s	All Tails are removed Tail Types becomes None Tail Tags are removed	Tall Reed

Trivia

For a brief moment in between patches, a bug with brute beet would cause players to grow immensely tall after consuming the item, to the tune of ninety feet or more. This spawned several "jolly green giant" jokes which persist in the community to this day.