Crazy Horse
| Crazy Horse | |
|---|---|
 Headshot of a Black Crazy Horse by Moira | |
| Creator | QuestyRobo |
| Information | |
| Nickname(s) | Crazy Horse |
| Species | Marefolk |
| Gender | Male |
| Height | ~9' |
| Location | Harvest Valley (All regions) |
| Stats | |
| Level |
2 (North) 3 (Lake & South) |
| Health |
195 (North) 315 (Lake & South) |
| Resolve | 100 |
| Strengths | Crazy Horses have 2 action points |
| Version Added | 0.2.5 |
The Crazy Horse(s) are the men-folk that have refused the Mare's Barley and have been consumed by their lust. They are exiled from the village and although they can function enough to speak, their thoughts are always on the next fuck.
- "No, they're born no different. I've been here long enough to see that first hand. The change happens during or very soon after puberty. The changes that turn them into men also cloud their minds. The most intelligent child would have his knowledge reduced to a cruel cunning. They can function enough to speak, but their thoughts are always on the next fuck. Maybe one or two in history have retained their manners, but it's a bad chance to take for ones so young. So the elders of long ago decided not to gamble,"
—Kavi
- "No, they're born no different. I've been here long enough to see that first hand. The change happens during or very soon after puberty. The changes that turn them into men also cloud their minds. The most intelligent child would have his knowledge reduced to a cruel cunning. They can function enough to speak, but their thoughts are always on the next fuck. Maybe one or two in history have retained their manners, but it's a bad chance to take for ones so young. So the elders of long ago decided not to gamble,"
Appearance
The Crazy Horse is truly a monster of his species. Standing well above nine feet tall, his [furColor] body is ripped beyond reason and covered in thick veins. He covers himself in what looks like salvaged scraps of leather armor that leave much of his rippling physique on display. He carries a battered, worn looking [char.weapon] with the lack of grace you'd expect out of a rampaging stallion. His horse-like face is shaped into a seemingly permanent snarl, constantly leaking drool like a starving wolf. His eyes are blank with a faint, ominous glow about them.
Between his thick, muscular, horse-like legs is a torn, hastily-tied, cloth codpiece that does a not-even-serviceable job of hiding his sizable package. His cock throbs in its tight confines near constantly, while his enormous sack nearly spills out the sides.
Interactions
First Encounter
The first time the Champion encounters a Crazy Horse, he will be wielding two Franciscas. While walking through the plains, the Champion will hear someone charging at them at high speed, and what they see is a large horse-like man charging at them with a bloodthirsty snarl wielding two axes.
Subsequent Encounters
Subsequent encounters will have the Champion recognize the telltale hoof clattering as another Crazy Horse charges at them.
If the Champion has encountered a Crazy Horse before, one can be encountered attempting to take advantage of Clementine when he notices the Champion.
Combat Stats
Similar to the Centaur Pack, northern Crazy Horses are weaker to their southern counterparts.
North
Shared Stats
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Dual Franciscas
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Mace & Wicker Shield
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Poleaxe
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South
Shared Stats
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