Vending Machine
Vending Machine
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File:JoyCo Vending Machine (Adjatha).png JoyCo Vending Machine art, by Adjatha | |
| Creator | Savin |
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JoyCo Vending Machine
You walk over to the vending machine and give it a look. The main draw looks to be JoyCo Power-up Potions, guaranteed to double your pep. The small print spells out: Only while cold. JoyCo is not responsible for food poisoning as a result of consuming warm beverages. You might not be able to tote these wherever you go, but at least you can get a quick pick me up whenever you're feeling down, just five measly credits!
J’ejune Vending Machine
You peruse the offerings on display behind the machine’s glass case. Every time your eye pauses on an item for more than a few seconds, a holovid display pops up to play whatever infomercial is associated with the product you examine. All of them feature the same bubbly sales girl with a voice that’s impressively booming, showing plenty of energy regardless of whether she’s extolling the virtues of a miracle moisturizing cream or showing off a spray for removing leftover fluids from bedsheets.
You might need a bottle of that last one for your ship, come to think of it.
Adult Vending Machine
You walk over to the dispenser, a confident stride as you get the occasional looks by the murmuring bystanders. When you finally reach the black box you firmly press a button on it’s front, opening a holo screen which displays the many adult wares sold by the vending machine.
Locations
- one between the bar and rented room, only sells Deerium for 3999
- Adult-only vending machine in the restroom
- The Golden Peak has a J’ejune vending machine and it sells Frontrack for 600 and Loftcake and Shortcake for 10.
- In Kressia medical and Gildenmere hospital there is an JoyCo drink machine
- The Honey Nozzle has an Adult-only vending Machine
- The break room in the Black Void Base on Myrellion
- J’ejune vending machine in front of the mess hall
- The Mess Hall has an JoyCo vending machine that also sells Amazona
- The Mess bar has an Adult-only vending machine
- The Arbetz Travel Agency has a vending machine for Goblinola and costs 500
- J’ejune vending machine in the executive lobby
- Adult-only vending machine on the left side of the space lift, across the hall from The Last Chance.
- JoyCo and Amazona machine at the Sheriff's Office
- J’ejune vending machine in the customs office.
- Burt's Mead Hall has an Adult-only vending machine
- The Medical Center has an JoyCo drink vending machine
- J’ejune vending machine in front of Shear Beauty, but it does not sell frontrack
- Adult-only vending machine in front of Beth's Busty Broads, but does not sell Breeder's bliss.
- JoyCo Drink machine in the Nursery staff room
- Adult-only vending machine in front of the Miscreant Manor, but also sells a pheromonal body-spray for 938
- J’ejune vending machine in the gift store
- JoyCo Drink and Amazona vending machine in the barbecue pit
Usage
JoyCo vending machines will sell drink items that are consumed on purchase:
| Name | Sell Price (Credits) |
Effects |
|---|---|---|
| Power Potion | 5 | Increases energy by 100 points. |
Amazona is sold in select JoyCo vending machines:
| Name | Sell Price (Credits) |
Effects |
|---|---|---|
| Amazona Classic | 3000 | |
| Amazona Lite | 3000 | |
| Amazona Plus | 3000 | |
| Futazona | 6000 |
J’ejune vending machines:
| Name | Sell Price (Credits) |
Effects |
|---|---|---|
| FrontRack Cream | 600 | |
| Lemon Loftcake | 10 | If height less than 10', increase height by 1" to 3" |
| Strawberry Shortcake | 10 | If height greater than 4', decrease height by 1" to 3" |
Adult-only vending Machine's sell:
| Name | Sell Price (Credits) |
Effects |
|---|---|---|
| Breeder's Bliss | 875 | |
| Condensol | 375 | |
| Easyfit | 38 | |
| FizzyFix | 19 | |
| Mighty Tight | 375 | |
| Omega Oil | 650 | |
| Jawbreaker | 188 | |
| Sterilex | 250 | |
| Yibb-Tstll Lube | 75 | Temporarily increase the user's anal wetness by 2 (up to 5 maximum) for 72 hours. |